With big hair comes big responsibilities

So I was thinking about superheroes, I often think about superheroes when I'm not thinking about unicorns and rainbows made from fizzy sugar. I love that shit. Superheroines tend to have aaaaamazing hair,  is it one of their superpowers or something?

'cause I'm worth it

If I were to be a hero what would be my aim be? I'm thinking of making the art of being a useless bum a heroic trait. Come on think about it, in a world full of people rushing around, doing a 9-5 being a bum is like taking a stand against the corporate machine man! 

Now where did I leave those spandex pants?.....